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Monday, December 15, 2008

How to get the most out of your Blackberry

[Always remember: the views and opinions of Gary Thison are not necessarily the views and opinions of Gary Thison. Sometimes he just says stuff without really thinking.]

Even though I used almost all of the features of my former Verizon LG phone (email, wireless web, V-cast, video with a mini or macro SD card, etc.), I knew that at some point I'd have to upgrade to a Blackberry. The clincher was when we were up visiting friends in Northern Michigan and my wireless web didn't work, but others 3-G Blackberries did.

I put off getting a Blackberry, not because of the cost (they have really come down in price), but I knew there would be a pretty big learning curve to make it a useful tool in my life.

How do I use my Blackberry? How do I add my email accounts to my Blackberry? Where do I find cool applications for my Blackberry? Can I get mobile porn on my Blackberry? (Probably in that order.)

Of course the first thing to consider was which Blackberry to get. Now, I want the Storm, but I won't buy one until they come down in price (which will mean that they already have something cooler).

The basic options I considered were the Blackberry Pearl 8130 (currently the smallest of the Blackberries) and the Blackberry Curve 8300 series (probably the most common of the Blackberries with cameras). I opted for the Pearl because of its size.

Although the Pearl 8130 has a QWERTY keyboard, it has two letters per key instead of a full keyboard like on the Curve. It took a little getting used to, but now I'm pretty damned fast.

After searching for a good deal I finally found one on Craig's List, brand new in the box, local and only $150.00 (I wasn't due for an upgrade and I wanted it NOW!) I drove about 25 miles to meet the seller and I'm not sure why he had an extra smartphone but he did. While at the location I called Verizon, gave them the ESN (electronic serial number), they checked it and verified that it was clean. As it turned out he was still using the same phone himself and had nothing but praise for it's performance. He also gave me some valuable information about some applications that he liked which made my transformation from cell phone to smartphone a lot smoother.

So I began my journey to move into the realm of always connected, pretty damned high-tech communications. Then with the help of Google and a few dozen message boards and Blackberry addict web sites (like www.crackberry.com), I started to figure out how to use this puppy.

The activation process with Verizon went smoothly, and since I was already paying $15 per month for the wireless web, my bill only went up another $15 to have unlimited, high speed broadband internet access at my fingertips. Don't tell Verizon, but it's worth more.

I won't go into the details of the basic set up of your Blackberry. You can do that by simply clicking on the Set Up Wizard icon on your main screen.

One of the first things I learned that I had to do was to download the Blackberry Desktop Manager. As a Verizon customer I just went to their web site and surfed for it. The Desktop Manager allows you to syncronize your Blackberry with your desktop or laptop computer and manage your media (music, videos, ringtones), syncronize your email, backup and restore your device, add or remove Blackberry applications and transfer data from one Blackberry to another. I won't go into all of the details on how to use the Desktop Manager but suffice it to say that if you just got a Blackberry make sure you visit your provider and download it.

Often, you can download the applications directly from the web on your Blackberry

Finally, I was ready to download all of those cool applications I heard about. And then figure out how to use them.

Opera Mini Browser: This is a really cool alternative to the Blackberry Browser. It functions pretty much like the browser on your desktop system, in that you can see the entire (very tiny) page. When you click on an area of the web page it zooms in and enlarges it for you. One of the best things about having an alternative browser is that you can have the Blackberry browser delivering your music or satellite radio and still surf the web, do Google searches, visit web sites, etc. on your Opera Mini Browser. Just go to www.operamini.com/download where you will have the option to download it to your PC, your phone or have them send you a link via SMS directly to your Blackberry. Very cool.

Google Maps: A must get if you're on Verizon and don't want to pay the extra ten bucks for the GPS system. It's basically the poorman's GPS. Once you download the application to your Blackberry you can find your approximate current location (based on the nearest wireless tower) and view it on a map. You can also switch to a satellite view of your current location and even see the street view just like on your grown-up computer. Then, you can request directions from your current location to wherever you want (just type in an address), or find it yourself on the map. You can switch from map view to word directions easily. Go to www.google.com/gmm and they'll walk you through the whole process.

Beyond 411: Another REALLY useful application. It's essentially the same as the 411 Directory Assistance that you call when you want a number, but you just open the application and type in the name of the the person or business you're looking for and Voila! there it is. Beyond411 is the fastest way to look up businesses, driving directions, and web pages on your Blackberry. It can even search based on your exact location using GPS (on all carriers except Verizon) or Google Maps (which works fine on Verizon). Visit http://thebogles.com/berry/beyond411, put in your Blackberry email address and they'll send you the link.

Viigo: A useful application that gives you fast and easy access to RSS news feeds, sports, weather, games, travel and much more. Dowload by any method at http://viigo.com/download.

Mobile IM: The application that I downloaded was directly from Verizon Wireless, but I'm sure they must have this application for other carriers as well. You can add this app to your Blackberry main screen and get easy access to all of the popular messaging programs like AIM, Yahoo, MSN Messenger, etc. Apparently, the messages you send are treated as text messages and come out of whatever plan you have, so be careful. I have unlimited text messages so it's not really a concern. Plus I never use it because...well, because I rarely use any of the IM services. I just downloaded it because I could. Just to to the Verizon Wireless website or search on Google for other options.

Video: You can watch a variety of videos on your Blackberry. Of course you can now log into your YouTube account (as well as MySpace and FaceBook), but there are also a number of mobile video web sites which allow you to search for specific videos. Some of them actually search YouTube and convert them to a format you can watch on your Blackberry, others have been blocked by YouTube for some reason. Just bookmark www.vuclip.com and www.tinytube.net for starters. I'm sure there are many others, so when you find them, please let me know.

Listening to Satellite Radio: This was the clincher for me. I went to Google and typed in "can I listen to Sirius Satellite Radio on blackberry", and lo and behold YOU CAN! How freaking cool is that? It takes a little set-up, but once you have that done you can listen to your Sirius account anywhere. First, you need to download USirius (http://www.millardsoftware.com/content/usirius-10-release-candidate-8) on your desktop, followed by setting up and downloading an Orb account (www.orb.com). Once this is done, you log into USirius (with your Sirius account online password), choose the channels that you want to listen to on your Blackberry, then copy and past the url for those channels and paste them into your Orb account. It sounds more complicated than it is. After you get this set up done, you simply log into orb.com on your Blackberry and click on the channel you want to listen to. With Orb, you can also load pictures, videos, music and more. Once it's on your Orb page you can access it all on your Blackberry.

Okay, that's it for now. Hope this helps you get more out of your Blackberry. When I find more cool stuff I'll post it here.

Gary Thison
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