Welcome to the Gary Thison for President page. We all know that idiots run the country...well, why not a REAL idiot? See, I made my point.
I want your vote.
Ask not what Gary can do for you, ask what you can do for Gary!
sacrifice your saty.
Gary Thison for President Send me ten dollars, I'll send you five back. Now that's CHANGE!
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